Welcome to your wild ride into crypto culture!

GREATER FOOLS

A fantasy/ sci-fi adventure novel that pulls back the curtain on the world of crypto!

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Crypto Curious?

  • If you’re new to crypto: You’ll experience the wild west of Web3 from the ground up. No dry lectures—just action-packed storytelling that lets you absorb crypto fundamentals without even realizing it.

Crypto Degen?

  • If you’re a veteran: You’ll see familiar faces, insider references, and deep-cut moments to say, “Dang, I’ve been there!”

“It's as if The Simpsons and Ready Player One had a really strange baby!"

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Pre-Order now for a 25% discount and the eBook will be emailed in Summer, 2025...

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You'll ALSO receive a BONUS collectible eBook SNEAK PEAK of the book's first 69 pages NOW -

FREE!

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What is Bitcoin? A Blockchain? Web3 gaming? A crypto exchange? A crypto wallet? A memecoin? How do crypto scams work?

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GREATER FOOLS answers it all - in a rollickin' adventure story!

It's not just a book—it’s a movement.

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Whether you're like 2/3 of the planet who don't want to be left behind in the crypto revolution, or have already aped generational Bitcoin wealth, this book is for you!

My body is ready

"A must-read for anyone who wants to learn all about crypto and laugh their butt off at the same time!"

THE STORY

In a digital universe where anything is possible...

A shy artist washed-up at 18... a ragtag team of furry and furious digital rebels... a beautiful Botter hellbent on domination... and a land where fortunes are won on merit and lost to scammers...

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Hap, a scrappy raccoon NFT with nothing to lose, is born into a world he doesn't understand.

But as he sets off to save the love of his newborn life, an unlikely fellowship of the blockchain's most OG digital creatures forms to guide, teach, maybe even betray him:

A galaxy-skinned beauty with a sordid past, a degenerate ape with a dark secret, a rakish gecko with a lovesick spaceship, a plucky pterodactyl with a penchant for disruption, a mouthy monkey exiled from his own kind, and a brave shiba inu with the gift of bonk.

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Meanwhile, in the human world, shy teenaged artist Sam is tricked by his online friends into sharing his digital art - only to become a smash hit! But when he and his mysterious new girlfriend (yes, a real girl!) buck up against the real-life Botter, they're pulled into a scheme that puts billions of dollars and the entire crypto ecosystem in jeopardy!

Unlikely heroes, Hap and Sam are thrown into their parallel epic battles to save their lady loves - and all of crypto - but the real question is… who can they trust?

Until finally we learn... what really matters...

Is the family we make along the way!

"A cheeky cyberpunk thrill ride through the world of blockchain, digital money, and whatever the heck 'web3' means."

About the Author

Scott Baldyga/ Tboh

Scott Baldyga/ Tboh’s first book earned a 6-figure advance from a major publisher, debuted on Amazon in true crime at #1, and was featured on Howard Stern, Saturday Night Live, CBS Late Show, E! Entertainment News, a two-page spread in the New York Daily News, and a dedicated NBC News prime time special. The book went on to become an answer on Jeopardy! game show.

As a musician Scott has appeared onstage or in studio with 12 Grammy winning acts. His composing clients include Spike Lee, MTV, NBC, z.com, and professional theater in NY, LA, and Kingston, JA.

He has brought his award-winning indie feature films as writer/ director/ producer to major festivals.

He has worked development for the producers of blockbuster/ Academy Award-winning films including Silence of the Lambs, Philadelphia, Independence Day, Godzilla, and Adaptation.

He has acted on camera with or been directed by Jim Carrey, Fran Drescher, Sean Penn, and Milos Foreman.

He has rewritten pages for Disney and Walden.

He has written screenplays with producers of the Oscar-winning films Gosford Park, The Player, The Irishman, Ferrari, and Killers of the Flower Moon.

Now he writes about his jpegs and magic internet money.

What a time to be alive.

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Amazing original images by Lint (@dontpetLint)